tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4733275816481882855.post8749358852974701617..comments2023-10-28T09:31:38.684-04:00Comments on Lives of Doctor Wives: Things they sayMelisahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06853815094926344439noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4733275816481882855.post-2953063819334305292010-09-28T15:35:47.737-04:002010-09-28T15:35:47.737-04:00My husband, fast asleep & dead tired, used to ...My husband, fast asleep & dead tired, used to raise his arms and do operating motions with his hands in the first few years of his surgical residency. Retract, sew, suction, cauderize, retract, sew, etc, etc. Other times, if you asked him if he wanted to wake up and have a late dinner since he had not eaten yet, he would respond clinically, "Did you check the creatinine? He needs a CT."Mrshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14152758398560330490noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4733275816481882855.post-32144062428598949722010-09-09T23:41:55.997-04:002010-09-09T23:41:55.997-04:00My all time favorite
Beep, beep, beep
DrH: Cardi...My all time favorite<br /><br />Beep, beep, beep<br /><br />DrH: Cardiology, you paged?<br />Nurse: Doctor, your patient is having a nightmare.<br />DrH: Is he having any chest pain?<br />Nurse: No, no complaints of chest pain.<br />DrH: Is he stable otherwise?<br />Nurse: Yes<br />DrH: Give him a pillow to hug.Wendyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06405440405482816958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4733275816481882855.post-70113606881609149202010-09-09T10:06:52.233-04:002010-09-09T10:06:52.233-04:00I think we should get the address of that military...I think we should get the address of that military doc and send him a case of easy mac and a roll of toilet paper for napkins. lolClosewithKathihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16015231232157212547noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4733275816481882855.post-9819059928558465232010-09-08T11:47:02.227-04:002010-09-08T11:47:02.227-04:00We were at a BBQ talking to another Dr about the l...We were at a BBQ talking to another Dr about the leeches, and I learned something new. Apparently, you can stitch the leech onto clothes or something so they don't go and disappear. "Leech leashes". Nice....Melisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06853815094926344439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4733275816481882855.post-8370821704512711292010-09-07T17:28:09.290-04:002010-09-07T17:28:09.290-04:00The other day my frustrated-with-the-kids husband ...The other day my frustrated-with-the-kids husband said to me, "Why don't they just do what I say?? It's so nice at the hospital where all of my commands and requests are met immediately!"<br />I loved it, and mostly because he recognized and acknowledged that it is not the same, and hopefully will never expect to be met with the same reaction at home!Lizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02824477197382240833noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4733275816481882855.post-75155065844192509912010-09-06T16:50:14.338-04:002010-09-06T16:50:14.338-04:00My husband sent me an email from Afghanistan Satur...My husband sent me an email from Afghanistan Saturday morning that said, "Someone must have received easy-mac in a care package recently, cuz I saw one medic eating some out of an emesis basin yesterday (I hope that's not too disturbing for you, but we do have a lot of extras laying around--unused, of course). So if you feel the need to send me some, feel free...when I smelled it cooking, I got really nostalgic and felt like I needed some RIGHT NOW! Don't worry, I didn't attack the poor unsuspecting child, but I did eye the food stuff with great intensity...” OccDoc calls all the young medics ‘children’ I hope that's not too offensive (I'm sure they call OccDoc something worse). <br /><br />All I can say is at least they're using dinnerware, even if it is eating Easy Mac out of emesis basins.Michellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09540357391500090255noreply@blogger.com